Country: 64.239.254.250, North America, US

City: -80.7943 North Carolina, United States

I purchased this disposal to replace my old broken disposal which was also an InSinkErator, not compact and with lower HP. This new disposal which is an upgrade in HP has worked well for the few months I have had it and is relatively quiet. It also does not take up too much room under my sink, for which I am happy. However, this model sports a splash guard with horizontal slits in two of the baffles which I worry will eventually tear with normal wear such as by pushing food down into the disposal. I don't recall my old disposal having any slits in the baffles. In addition, the sink flange on this model is not as wide, sturdy looking, and attractive as the flange on my old disposal. This new flange just looks cheap in my opinion, and since it is as narrow as can possibly be, I can still see the outline of where the the old flange used to sit. I wear a size small in ladies gloves, and it is a snug fit for me to fit my hand into this disposal. I imagine that many people with larger hands would not even be able to access the disposal should they need to. Just an FYI.

I wanted to review this book – with my husband’s blessing, I hasten to add – but I am menstruating at the moment and I thought it best not to contaminate the internet while I am ritually unclean. I did consider asking my lesbian friend to ghost-write a review for me, but she was having a date night with her cocker spaniel (oh, the irony!) and I didn’t want to intrude. I tried to contact my Muslim friend to see if he would do it for me, even though I hadn’t seen him in ages, but one of his wives answered the phone and explained that he is out of the country, and that access to stationery is limited in Guantanamo so he probably wouldn’t be able to do it anyhow. Perhaps my step-son will do it for me, I thought. But sadly he never learnt to read and write because his parents had him aborted at 20 weeks and he was always a bit of a delinquent after that. Getting a bit desperate, it suddenly occurred to me: I know, I’ll ask my conservative friend to write the review for me! Then I remembered. I don’t have a conservative friend.